Brian
Brian Wates
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Hot News! Brian has just become a father!
aka: Horse (Why? 'cos he's hung like... he had a long
mane
(hair) when at school)
Brian is apparently the drummer.
Those that know he know that he's a hyperactive pain in the neck and spends most of the time pretending to play the drums on you head, gobbing beer over you, digging you in the ribs, throwing stuff at you, playing air guitar to heavy metal songs, ... or is that just me?! This is wonderfully illustrated here in a classic piece of video footage!!!
Brian has the band's biggest nose.
Mental age: 3 ½
Check out his Stag Weekend Here! - this is a must see!!!
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Has he got even more cymbals than normal??? |
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Peek-a-boo! |
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Sweaty and straining... |
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All teeth and quiff. |
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Brian sitting behind his 'Top Banana' drum kit. |
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Brian drumming... to a different beat to the rest of the band probably! |
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Lisa giving Brian a sticky neck! |
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Brian's unfeasibly large hooter is thought to be caused by a build-up of bone scar tissue caused by a lifelong obsession of repetitively striking his nose with wooden sticks. As captured in a rare photograph here. |
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A nice sexy shot of Brian on his drums... |
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VIDEO!!! Classic video footage of Brian being a pain... |
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VIDEO!!! Brian has some more fun with Smithy and his beer... |
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VIDEO!!! Brian by this time was very, very pissed... so much so that he was literally 'Legless'. Unfortunately he managed to fall over the equipment on the floor and fell straight into he kick drum case!!! Jon then seized his opportunity to give his arse a whipping, smashing his Brian's mobile phone in the process!!! |
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VIDEO!!! Brian discovers the 'Elixir Of Life': Kronenbourg!!! |
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VIDEO!!! Brian loses his bottle. |
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VIDEO!!! Brian... or is it a 'Swedish Mountain Boy' finally getting a soaking by Jerry... (Jon, wasn't Heidi Swiss?) |
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Brian's 'Ball & Chain' from his Stag Weekend |
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Guzzle... |
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Guzzle, guzzle... |
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Looking Good Brian!!! |
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Brian: Always there to the end... asleep. |
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Doesn't he just look sooo comfortable in the front of the van!!! |
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