We're trying to compile a complete list of all the venues we've apparently played in the last 11 years!

Please E-mail us with any venues where you can remember seeing or even hiring us. And also if you can remember any funny/strange/stupid occurrences.  Cheers.

Town/Village Venue Comments
Battle ??? Brian's wedding.  Three songs only 'cos Brian had a broken leg (one legged drumming!)
Bexley Heath(ish) Falconwood How many pint of Guinness? (32 actually)
Beltring Whitbread Hop Farm A Beer festival for Christ's sake. Need I say any more! Oh yeah... Jon snogged Del!
Bodiam A party in a barn Ace party, Nice barn.
Eastwood's Farm Oi Del, is that your sister, over there...? in that sty...?
Brenchley Lou's Wedding Dan gets caught nicking the reception food!
Buxted Buxted Manor Hotel Dudds gets committed.  Where did that sack barrow come from...?
White Hart, The Beryllium get the snog off the tottie in the nurses uniform!  Band are jealous!
Canterbury Canterbury College That lovely packaged pair of lungs
Cuxton Ski Club Near Snodland! (Nice name)
Crowborough Bugatti's Nightclub Upstairs... we love stairs...
Social Club At one gig here, Del failed to get up off the floor after 'Everybody'! - Last time we turned up to play, it was Karaoke, No STB!!! Double-Booked! Bastards!
Dieppe (near) On a farm somewhere??? Del's impressed by the electrics!
East Grinstead Ravenswood Biggest audiences yet (Not!) But 100% satisfaction!
White Lyon "I'll be your manager... I've got loads of money!" - says the gardener from Hammerwood House. After a few!
Eastbourne Pub - Smirnoff? Look out for ghosts!!
East Dereham (Norfolk) Phoenix Hotel, The Hear the distant sound of banjos playing...
Fletching Village Hall How do you spell that again?
Flimwell A Field Flimwell Festival.
Gatwick Airport Social Club Nice!
Hadlow Leavers Manor
Hailsham Victoria, The Mind the ghosts!
Hawkhurst Cricketers, The 'You don't want to play it like that!' - 19yr old brat!
Golf Club Come on luv' let's see your smile!
Royal Oak, The Can anyone see the band...? Nope, but you can hear them!
Heathfield Crown, The An old favourite. Alas, not any more.
Heathfield & Waldron RFC Wild, OTT, Naked, rugby players. Horse gets bottled during Rawhide! No point dressing up for this one then!
School How may people on the stage?
Hildenborough Barn, The Rather forget this one, wrong booking! Can anyone smell burning?
Horsmonden Social Club Resonance Hell.
Hurstgreen Anthony's Party Who blew the PA up???
Robin's birthday Shut up you trout!
Kilndown Coca-Cola Party Do you want ice with that?
Lamberhurst The Lime Tree Inn, Lamberhurst No swinging off the chandeliers Jon!
Lamberhurst (Hook Green) The Elephant's Head Neill went home with the van keys!  Plonker!
Ligh Plough, The
London Cruise boat on the Thames Look out for the Bowbell!
Eccleston Hotel, The I will survive!
Eve's bar, Regents St. In a flash... 2 van loads of special police, 3 fire engines, an angry manager and a cold roadie! :-(
NATO HQ, Northwood If I tell you what's under the concrete I'll have to kill you!
Royal Lancaster Hotel, The Huge function room! Nice food! Fidelity Xmas Doos
Luxembourg Britannia Bar, The Proving STB is a totally international band!
Maidstone Trader Jacks Blown PA and cheers for the pyro box!
Matfield Radio 1 Director's Daughter's Wedding Plush wedding.
Mayfield Recreation Field MASSIVE gig with us headlining...  Several thousand people were there...It went really well.
Merribel ? Pub
Northampton ? Pub One of Jon's many organised gigs (this one actually materialised!)
Plymouth Street, The Naked marines playing volley ball on the Hoe and the landlord on Helium!
Robertsbridge George, The Mind your fingers!
School Robstock!
Village hall More PA trouble
Rye Oasis Club Mind that road sign... Crunch!
Sandhurst Mark's back garden After the eviction writs from Sussex council for Wallcrouch '95... The Leader finest entrance ever! Naked marines again! The Kent CID on stage dancing! (True!)
Seddlescoombe Village Hall 'We'll need a run-up to get the gear in this place!'  I seem to remember witnessing a pad pair of apple-catchers during the birthday bumps!
Stonegate Kicking Donkey Under the tarpaulin.  Did they build the bar around her???
Roger Daltry's Trout Farm Del's mic gets a clean.
Taunton Norton Fitzwarren Marine Base More naked marines! STB arrive in the 'Love bus'.
Ticehurst Bull, The In a marquee, in the rain!
Club 'Nice'
Recreation Ground Another Stadium gig
Ticehurst House (mental clinic) The band do a gig to pay off their accounts!
Tonbridge Angel Centre One of Phil's family gigs
Nisels Golf Club STB unplugged but the clapping triggered the sound limiter!
School Whose behind the curtains then?
Torpoint Beach Party Just enough power for Neill's amp and nothing else!
Tunbridge Wells Assembly Hall NYE. Confetti cannon hell!
Beacon, The Mind that wall... Crunch!  & Neill & Lorain's Wedding.
Blue Boys One of our larger venues.
Brokerline Front Room
Calverley Hotel Jon has a 'chat' with the owner.
Grey Lady, The (Map) Upstairs again.
High Rocks, The What a venue! We'll be back there soon hopefully!
High Street. Music Festival Probably our biggest crowd (in the thousands)
Paraquito Hotel (Marquee) Star's birthday.
Pembury Hospital STB claim their first victim. Whoops!
Royal Wells, The One of our favourite regulars.
Spa Hotel
? Health Club Picked up some nice Saxamaphones.
Uckfield Football Club Del drops the mixing desk!
Mayhew's Chicken Factory Fat Cat Macey! I feel like chick-chick-chicken tonight!
Rugby Club How many stairs!?
Val d'Isere Dick's Tea Bar The best club in Val. We're on telly soon!!
Henri Oreiller Centre Any old Iron? And where's Del?
La Fret Police close us down but the crowds still sing!
Morris Pub Horse throws up on the drums! Altitude sickness all round.
Wadhurst Buckhurst Manor Long and thin.
Commemoration Hall Who turned the lights out?
Uplands Community College Our old school. Look out for Nugget!
Wallcrouch Stadium (Map) The first stadium gig! 2 writs, police cars and a helicopter forced the move to the Sandhurst Bowl for the second!
White Hart, The Our Birth Place!!! Dec 21st 1991 STB was born in this pub!!!

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