Del's Lips...

Rolling Stones Member Joins Band!... oh, my mistake.  It's Del!

It has been reported that Del has been having plastic surgery to give him fuller lips comparable to those of his idol, the late Lolo Ferrari, of Euro Trash fame, the one with the record-breaking, unfeasibly big boobies!

Conflicting reports suggest that he has had an allergic reaction to something that he had eaten.  But more likely something nasty he had drunk.  I.e. something other than Kronenberg!!!

Don't you just want to snog him! In the case event of the boat sinking... please use the rubber dinghy provided...
Click on the pictures for 'Lipo-vision'!

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