Del's Lips...
Rolling Stones Member Joins Band!... oh, my mistake. It's Del!
It has been reported that Del has been having plastic surgery to give him fuller
lips comparable to those of his idol, the late
Lolo Ferrari, of Euro
Trash fame, the one with the record-breaking, unfeasibly big boobies!
Conflicting reports suggest that he has had an allergic reaction to something that he had eaten. But more likely something nasty he had drunk. I.e. something other than Kronenberg!!!