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Del

Del Boy giving it some!

Derek Mallion

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aka: Fat Boy, Del Boy, Delbert, Jock

Del is the Lead Singer and also the biggest pie eater of the band. He's very helpful and always there to help pack up the gear at the end of the night... NOT!

Ex band member of Taste Of Tears. A Battle Of The Bands runner-up way back in the... erm... 50s? Or was it the 80s?

	Derek aged 2½. Note the dribble down his front!
	This is a rare photo! Del clearing up! Wow! Even though he's smiling, he is actually in great pain! He apparently came out in a rash soon afterward due to an allergic reaction and has vowed never to clear up again.
	Get yer tits out for the lads!!! Del is famous for his wearing of a training bra. But on this night, his secret support for Women's Liberation became evident with rumours that he had burnt his training bra the day before.
	it's Atlas!!! Look in awe at his immense ~~strength~~ gut!
	Christ knows what happened here?!?! Answers on an email to:- what.the.fux.del.doing@shottobits.com
	Arrrggghhhh!!! It's Christopher Biggins!!!
	Rolling Stones Member Joins Band!... oh, my mistake. It's Del! It has been reported that Del has been having plastic surgery to give him fuller lips comparable to those of his idol, the late Lolo Ferrari, of Euro Trash fame, the one with the record-breaking, unfeasibly big boobies! Conflicting reports suggest that he has had an allergic reaction to something that he had eaten. But more likely something nasty he had drunk. I.e. something other than Kronenberg!!! Click on the pictures for 'Lipo-vision'!
	Del suffers a gravity attack.
	...not sure... but it looks dodgy to me!
	Del loves being snogged!!!